Highwaymen and our Road to our NEW GDP

Boil, muck, tire,
Embryonic, money, fire,
Lead us, oh sire,
Our arms retire,
Confusion state,
Ruin abate,
Greed, plow, devastate,
Fury cadence,
Tax abeyance,
For justice serves only a few.

You see, our new gross domestic product has been confirmed as debt- how is it that one may sell a fiscal transgression?  http://professional.wsj.com/article/SB10001424052702303830204577448483262804106.html?mg=reno-wsj
Is it not time for the falcon to hear the falconeer, and for the center to hold?
Instead of all the 'pawn' shows that show up on major cable- maybe we should pawn off some of our national assets.  We have already pawed our present and future selves- what could a little physical loss due in the course of fire harm?  Personally, give the pacific rim countries a shot at developing Oh. . .I don't know. . .maybe Puerto Rico, which seems to have made it's way onto a quarter as a peace offering.  I could see it working out something like this.
B.O. "Say- I have a real nice island in the tropics.  I'd be willing to let you invest in it for say 7 trillion, nice beachfront, staffed year round by natives."
Asia. "May we develop it?"
B.O. "Sure, it's ready for a military base. . .I was going to put one in. . .but the wife and I never got around to it.  Tell you what, their neighbor, Cuba- they could use some folks around like you, it would bring the property values way up."
Asia. "Well, Daddy Obama, since you treat us so good, we forget the 1.16 trillion you owe, give you a happy meal, and call it square?"
B.O. "Best Deal I cut all term.  See your criminally insane on our streets and in raft boats!  This is a deal we can't refute! I mean refuse."

I am having much trouble digesting the fact that debt is now a product or resource of America.  Next time a creditor calls, tell them that your neighbor will buy the debt owed and you'll take the matter up with them.  Better yet, give them the direct number to Penn. Ave.